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Saturday, September 5, 2015

All the Star Wars crap of 2015 is not really Star Wars

To switch gears, since the refugee issue is too heartbreaking and Trump is still dominating the domestic agenda - let's talk art and culture:

https://www.yahoo.com/movies/the-coolest-new-39-star-c1249116534652982/photo-catch-phrase-game-1441389503687.html

The recent commercialization of Star Wars in preparation for Episode 7 is going way overboard, but what do you expect from Disney? Part of the SW allure is that it's retro and a bit nerdy. When it's so mainstream and ubiquitous, then it just becomes McStarWars. Maybe I'm just being a grumpy old (middle-aged) man, but Star Wars is the property of MY GENERATION (Gen X). We didn't have the internet back then and we missed the party that was the 1960s, so can we at least hold onto Star Wars?

The companies and kids of today don't get to bastardize, piggyback, and profit from it. Did my generation remake crappier versions of Gone with the Wind and The Godfather? No, those were the classics of previous eras, and they remained preserved and unaltered like the great pieces of art/history/culture they are. To be clear, I'm not a hoarder - obviously I am very open to share the magic of Star Wars with today's audience, but we shouldn't remake what Star Wars is. The prequels were bad enough (IMO they never happened).

It's quite possible that Episode 7 (and the thousand other soul-less "Star Wars universe" spinoffs that the Disney film factory is planning) could be good movies. But it's not Star Wars. And seeing how JJ Abrams totally failed at his modern rendition of Wrath of Khan, I unfortunately am expecting Episode 7 to be a lot of pandering and recycling of old Star Wars content to evoke cheap, nostalgic, Pavlovian affinity. "Let's make it look like old Star Wars, but with modern style!" R2-D2 gives way to soccer ball BB-8. Vader's red lightsaber now has stupid side lasers at the hilt. There's an X-wing that's painted black. Is that the best you can do with a $100MM plus budget? I will give JJ credit that he's using real physical sets and effects at least, rather than lazy and sterile Lucasfilm CG.

Young George Lucas and team didn't try to remake War of the Worlds - they charted their own course at great risk and difficulty. But that's how you make history (i.e. no one will remember Iron Man 3). Why don't Disney/JJ try to make a new franchise that is even better than Star Wars? Do they have the talent and audacity to try, instead of rebooting and copying like corporate hacks? And yes, I realize that original Star Wars also borrowed from (or was inspired by) previous sci-fi adventure material, but the keywords are "borrow/inspire" and not "copy." Shakespeare borrowed from Greece and Rome - that is fair game for artists. Most people agree that Star Wars was also innovative and revolutionary on many levels. I guarantee that Episode 7 will not be. But that doesn't mean it's impossible to succeed with a different, fresh concept (e.g. anyone remember the original Matrix?). If you use the Force, you can do it. :)

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Yup, not a lot of originality and remaking original classics today in TV and movies (star wars, 21 jump street, Miami vice, a-team) etc, seems like Hollywood is running out of ideas. Or capitalizing on the fact that the generations that are solid into their careers are willing to pay money for things they are nostalgic about as kids. Like how our toys as kids are collectable and classic Nintendo games sell for a lot on ebay. That's probably because our generation grew up (and some raised via TV babysitter ) with Hollywood entertainment. As we look into our parents' and grandparents' generation, there still is a market for nostalgic things they grew up with, but the more you rewind time, the less Hollywood entertainment was involved in their upbringing. They still buy classic toys but also are willing to spend bucks on what makes them feel nostalgic : antiques, classic cars, music memorabilia, WWII memorabilia, etc. 


I was listening to a morning talk show and they were saying how most blockbusters this past summer were not original. Either re-makes, or continuation of a movie series, such as Hunger Games, Avengers, Jurassic Park. Squeezing the extra buck out of a formula that works vs coming out with something original.


We are starting to sound like the old men we rolled our eyes at when they ranted about "back in our day" and the problem with the kids these days!
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Yeah we might be becoming those "get off my lawn you damn kids!" type soon. :) I don't have as much time to watch films anymore, but I really don't have much interest either. The attractive, quality stories are just not there. And I am so tired of super hero movies that basically have the same characters and same story arcs every time. Disney better consider "customer fatigue" too when they pump out so much Marvel and SW stuff. It's not cool or memorable anymore when it's everywhere (like Michael Kors' recent drop in sales). I can't imagine how horrible Halloween will be when 80% of the boys are either Marvel or SW characters, and all the girls are Elsa. Thanks again, Disney.

And I think the cinema trend will only persist due to the huge commercial success of reboots/sequels like "Jurassic World" and "Avengers." Some series are pretty good start-to-finish, like Harry Potter. Some don't know when to quit when they're ahead and stretch it out way too long, like Hobbit (quality definitely suffers when quantity increases). But as Hollywood becomes more corporate than artistic, of course they will go after the lower-risk, high ROI projects like cheap "found footage" horror movies, pop-culture themed rom-coms, and tentpole franchises like Marvel and Mission Impossible. I suppose the customers are partly to blame again (esp. the dumbass foreign audiences who always eat up our schlock!), since we fork over the money for copycat/formula films, and not for the riskier, original works (there are some exceptions like "Mad Max: Fury Road" which was an excellent reboot, done in a fresh style with a new story that actually moved people).

Maybe Tarantino strikes the best balance; his films obviously pay homage to his youth interests and inspirations like Blaxploitation and Spaghetti Westerns, but all his movies are of exceptional quality, with a new angle, and no pandering/cheap nostalgia. He makes movies with the thinking fan in mind, and with film school discipline in mind - to a point where he may have created his own genre that others can't copy (because no businessman can beat a passionate, skilled artist). That is obviously not Disney's style though. They even copy their own scenes.

Re: Star Wars, I have no problem with sequels if they are superior (which Empire was, though after that Jedi became too kiddie). If the prequels were somehow better films, I don't think people would have complained that they undermined the originals. The plan all along was to have Eps 4-6 in a series, because that closed the loop on the story arc. And it was executed by generally the same team, so there was respect for the original vision. Clearly they weren't remakes or spinoffs. OTOH, Eps 1-3 did not need to get made. The whole point of a "back story" is that it doesn't need to be told in as much detail as the main story. No one cares what happened during the Old Republic and the Clone Wars. It's just a setup for the status quo where there is a mean Galactic Empire and a righteous rebellion trying to defeat them.
It's quite possible that Episode 7 (TFA) will be a good movie. It will certainly be better than the prequels (though that is not a bold statement!). I will try to view it as a standalone sci-fi film. Because of my personal bias, it can't compare to the originals. So I don't "hate" it yet, I just don't consider it real Star Wars (maybe this is not a logical sentiment, but hey, "fan" is short for fanatic :). Like how horrible "Prometheus" wasn't really an "Alien" film, but a pathetic origin story attempt to ride coattails.

It's hard to successfully continue a story (that had a very clean ending) 30+ years later with a different production team, context, audience tastes. The James Bond franchise kind of makes it work because the core formula is simple, they are popcorn movies and don't take themselves too seriously (until recently when the tone got darker), and the films rarely build on each other (again, until recently). Also, Eps 4-6 progressively introduced new elements (a love story, Yoda, better effects, etc.). I don't know what will truly be novel about TFA, since the "new" characters and imagery mostly look like ripoffs of the old ones. While I would prefer TFA not get made, there is some fair rationale and hope for it. However, the spinoff side movies that Disney has planned are too much IMO (they are going to recover their $4B investment no matter what). We are going to get saturated with Star Wars to the point that it's not special anymore. Think Marvel x10. The Starbucks effect. Even if 10% of their films are great, the other mediocre/poor ones (and excessive merchandising) will detract from the overall product. That's why I think Lucas' final "F U" to his critics was selling to Disney of all buyers. They are exploiters, not custodians.
Maybe I'm being melodramatic, but one of my favorite memories of childhood was playing Darth Vader with my dad. I would make the gesture to "Force choke" him, and he would fall to the ground pretending to be in pain. It cracked me up. I am grateful that Star Wars enabled countless moments like that between fans over the years. I really doubt the prequels and new films can do that. Even my dad, just a casual movie goer, immediately noticed that it was wrong for Yoda to be in over-the-top CG lightsaber fight scenes in the prequels. "Yoda is a sage, not an action hero. He is peaceful and uses his mind." It's sad that recent Lucasfilm couldn't understand the essence of the characters they created decades ago.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

Reflecting on George Lucas and Star Wars



Taking a break from politics-business events, but unfortunately no less maddening :)

The top 10 ways Lucas messed up Episodes 4-6 in his special edition ("special" clearly denoting mentally deficient in this case): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0fTuPyfvho

I have the unaltered SW Eps 4-6 in .avi format if anyone wants them (low-res only, sorry), since you can't buy the original films anymore. In this case, I am happy to bootleg and "steal" from Disney and Lucas - it's morally justified like Robin Hood. I can't believe how mad I still am at Lucas for what he did to these films, and it's been over a decade haha. Well, he keeps poking us in the eye with horrible Eps 1-3 and more recently selling out to Disney.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/02/george-lucas-donate-4-billion_n_2067145.html

This ticked me off too... Lucas is trying to "buy his way to the good side," even if the bulk of his "charity" will likely go to the education nonprofit that he runs. Well no matter how many of his superfluous billions he gives away, it doesn't change that fact that he made that loot by raping a cherished piece of Americana, sci-fi history, and cultural identity for millions. As a friend told me, Lucas is the "best and worst thing to happen to Star Wars". I know this is an unfair comparison, but if Vlad Putin uses his own money to build an orphanage, sure that is nice of him, but it doesn't absolve his other sins. I wonder if his cognitive dissonance and Death Star-sized ego permit him to realize how unhappy he has made the fans that he once filled with emotions and wonder. That betrayal will ultimately be his legacy.

We can respect Lucas for being a smart businessman/generous philanthropist, AND acknowledge that he is a total A-hole for ruining cherished Eps 4-6 and epic failing on Eps 1-3. If he was truly generous, he would have given the SW franchise to a nonprofit fan foundation, to make sure future content stays true to the mythos. His decision to sell to the likes of Disney nullified his giving ("blood money"). So it seems clear that Lucas has done nothing good for SW or humanity since 1983. He just helped himself and his investors at the expense of a major part of US film and cultural history.

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If you're desperate for a good version of the original, you should torrent this guy's despecialized version of Ep 4-6: http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Harmys-STAR-WARS-Despecialized-Edition-HD-V25-MKV-IS-OUT-NOW/topic/12713/
Basically, he started with the Hi-Def versions that were released later, deleted all the dumb George Lucas later additions, and cleaned up some things even George Lucas missed (such as light saber colors being wrong), and remastered the sound. 

For people that have seen it, it's basically the ultimate nerd version of Star Wars; high def but true to the original (Lando shoots first!).

For the disaster of Episodes 1-3, there is always the Phantom Edit (http://starwarsfans.wikia.com/wiki/The_Phantom_Edit) which cuts out much of the crap in Episode 1. (He also made versions for 2 and 3). There's also The Editor Strikes Back, which condenses Ep 1-3 into a very watchable 85 mins: http://www.slashfilm.com/topher-grace-edited-star-wars-prequels-85minute-movie/ (shows just how much fluff and useless shit Lucas included in the Prequels really)

Even the viewing order has been challenged by fans online: http://www.nomachetejuggling.com/2011/11/11/the-star-wars-saga-suggested-viewing-order/ - basically, this guy argues the best viewing order is IV - V - II - III - VI. Now that the Editor Strikes Back has been released, I think you could make a good argument for IV (despecialized) - V (despecialized) - Editor Strikes Back - VI (despecialized) as more or less how Star Wars was meant to be experienced in a perfect world.

I guess in this day and age of Internet collaboration, there's just no way that George Lucas can try to keep sole creative control over something that nerds the world over cherish - fans will route around his ham-handed attempts to "improve" the originals.

http://www.tested.com/art/movies/384046-star-wars-despecialized-edition-remastered/

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Thx! I know I can always count on a fellow true fan for empathy and resources. Sadly I don't torrent (ignorance rather than respect for IP, LOL), but I will look into it. I found a guy on eBay who is selling unofficial DVDs of the unaltered trilogy, so I got that as a post-Xmas gift for myself. :) But mostly it's "historical record" for my daughter, so when she gets older, she will be able to experience the real SW the way we did (before Lucas and Mickey destroy all the surviving copies of the original trilogy).

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Yes, it was eating me up inside that the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi didn't have blinking eyes. That really detracted from the realism of a battle where a galactic imperial army was soundly defeated by talking care bears. Sure, the Ewoks were by far the worst part of Eps 4-6 (an early attempt at commercialization and youth targeting), but changing them now is even dumber.

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Supposedly Lucas (who is more of a merchandiser and effects wizard than a pure storyteller and filmmaker) was not happy with the state of the art in 1977, but had to keep Ep 4 on schedule, so the film released without all the cool effects that he wanted. The industry just wasn't ready for his vision. Fair enough, but since when has any work we've had to deliver under time pressure satisfied us 100%? I know Hollywood directors are infamous perfectionists, but at some point you just go with the best you have ready, and leave it at that. No "do overs" later (or leave it to the DVD bonus features at least, don't alter the original work!).

Say all that is true, and the special edition is Lucas' "true vision" for how he wanted the trilogy to look and feel. So he really believed that CG mini-Jabba, a rock in front of R2-D2, and Han shooting 2nd made the movie complete? If he "did it right" the first time in 1977, then SW would have become an even bigger hit? I call BS. He just used the special edition as an excuse to invest in more tech, showcase ILM effects, and sell more DVDs. Seriously, the changes are as if Lucas asked his 12-year-old child for advice. First off, you don't need to change what is fine, or in fact nearly perfect. Second, if you do decide to change what is already fine, then your change should at least be an IMPROVEMENT and not a distraction/detraction/joke. Like adding color to later releases of Hitchcock movies is more defensible (but still controversial to many). The feel of Eps 4-6 is of a raw, gritty, lived-in universe (apart from the sterile, polished, but oppressive imperial settings). The sharp and artificial CG fillers add no value and really hurt the mood of some scenes (like the stupid alien band in Return of the Jedi playing a kiddie song while the green slave girl was eaten). The low-IQ response to innovation/improvement is "let's just add more stuff." A shot with so much irrelevant and unimportant noise going on doesn't benefit the film, and is too much for the typical viewer to process/appreciate anyway (example from Ep 2). It's sad that so many artists had to work long hours to deliver such garbage that no one will remember. Whereas Sir Alec Guinness probably just needed a couple takes to deliver a 10-second line that became film immortality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hFWz145aJc.

Much worse are the "continuity changes", where the Eps 1-3 are clearly to blame. Vader has to yell "Nooooo!" the same way in 2 movies (even though it is not authentic and ruins both scenes). Hayden Christiansen has to have a cameo in a film that was made before he was born. Why? To give Eps 1-3 more legitimacy at the expense of the far better Eps 4-6? If Lucas thinks his audience is so dumb that they need to hear the same line or see the same face to make the mental connection across 2 movies, well that shows his respect for the audience.

But overall, I think it is totally OK that a film has certain aesthetic limitations and flaws, as long as the WRITING, ACTING, and PLOT are great (stuff that Lucas totally took for granted in Eps 1-3, or is just inept). You know, film school 101 stuff. But that is the problem when the creative process is dominated by a past-his-prime icon who is mentally lazy, unqualified, and doesn't encourage collaboration. I won't go into all the ways Eps 1-3 were horrible, and as some YT reviewers have said, they aren't even really SW films. Just because they have lightsabers, space ships, and a hero named Skywalker doesn't make them SW if they lack the signature dialogue, captivating characters, and imaginative adventure of the predecessors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJM5Citn3rY

But going back to Eps 4-6... you don't love your partner because they're perfect or in spite of their flaws, you love that their flaws make them who they are. Most fans never lamented about a certain SW mistake, or wished a new effect was included in the films (partly because the existing effects were already so dazzling). It's fine that the stormtrooper hits his head on the door, or that the Death Star has a totally illogical vulnerability. They are barely relevant to the larger story arc, feelings, and themes, which is what stays with you years after you've seen the film. I wish modern Hollywood would stop fixating on getting everything so perfectly stunning visually, and instead invest that much effort on the truly critical parts of a good film (the mental-emotional parts!). Otherwise we will keep getting more Eps 1-3. Lucas was lucky that he leveraged the SW brand to make those crap films into huge financial successes, but not everyone can be so fortunate. Disney of all studios should know this, after John Carter and Lone Ranger. Also, what happened to "know the customer"? Aren't filmmakers in the business of pleasing audiences? It seems that too many egomaniac directors and producers just hijack films/franchises and warp them into their selfish, narrow vision. If they have a good vision, then maybe it's fine. But so many of them don't. Some films are too important to society/history to let one rich and powerful A-hole mess them up for future generations. In that sense, it's ironic that Lucas has really become the dark side emperor of the Star Wars franchise.   

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Agreed, it's inspirational. Totally funny that the poor, underground fans acting as the true custodians of the SW material are like the Rebels, and GL and his mighty LucasFilm are the empire. Life imitates art. It's even more impressive that many of them were born after the original trilogy, yet still came to love it (shows how timeless the movies are, and they live on because of the human elements, not the effects which are clearly dated by now). And as you said, their heroic efforts would be totally unnecessary if Lucas and his henchmen acted with a shred of heart. As we all know, if Lucas had full control on Eps 4-6, they would have been pretty terrible (Han with green skin, Luke and Leia as midgets, etc.). I give GL credit for the creative spark and taking chances, but he is terrible at execution (apart from some effects). 
The guy is just an out of touch, egocentric douche, so this is what we get. If you watch behind the scenes clips of him directing Eps 1-3, it's really like a senile person or child at work (or worse, a smug prick who just doesn't give a shit), but all the yes-men around him just go along with it. And can you imagine - the BTS shots that they released are the GOOD moments of his direction - I wonder how bad the bad moments were! Lucas must really hire hacks at ILM as you said. In their defense, maybe those workers are just uber fanboys who are so desperate to work on any new SW material (like a crack addict), so they will go along with any of GL's horrible ideas. In their gut they know it's wrong and bad for the franchise, but I guess they'd rather toil on a shitty project than no project at all. This is the problem when GL finances the movies himself too, there's no one else to hold him to account. At least the suits at Fox probably shot down all of GL's zany ideas during the first trilogy.

I just can't believe anyone at ILM didn't have the sack to speak out about all the superfluous scenes, shit dialogue, Jar-Jar, Noooooo!, etc. I know they must have felt it in their guts, but self-censored. You'd think some cocky kid would have spoken out, and then got canned by a miffed GL. Then he tells all to the media about how bad it is to work at ILM and how stupid GL is. But I haven't heard anything like that, have you? Or at least Portman, Neeson, or MacGregor have the clout to speak out (or are they in denial too, wanting to believe that they worked on something of value?). Maybe ILM has a strict NDA or Lucas will sue the shit out of you?
When I was younger, I longed for more SW movies too. Now with more years under my belt, I appreciate the first 3 movies even more. And I think the franchise deserved to rest in peace. No remastering, no alterations... it's not like degraded Chaplin reels from the old days. It is REALLY hard to make a blockbuster series and sustain quality throughout (look at Star Trek after #4, or Bond after Connery). Eps 4-6 were a phenomenal accomplishment - why can't they just quit while they're ahead? Same with LOTR and Hobbit. The fact that the Hobbit films are clearly worse than LOTR (and just reusing LOTR material), and Jackson chose to deviate from the spirit of the book so much, reflects the same problem as GL. Eps 1-3 did not need to be made, and in fact shouldn't have. I agree with that Sam kid on YT that it really doesn't matter how the Republic became the Empire, and how Anakin became Vader. That is the setup to Eps 4-6, nothing more. The back story is that way for a reason, it's not as interesting as the main story! That's why I think we've never really seen a superior prequel or origin story in Hollywood (maybe Batman Begins, but that was a different approach and team altogether). Actually I think it's better for all to have made Eps 7-9 instead, because then the team has free reign to craft a new storyline. I really hope the original characters don't show up at all. No one wants to see old Han. They accomplished their purpose in the story already - it doesn't matter what they do later. Unless it's like Mask of Zorro where they just pass the torch and train the next gen (minor roles only). What do you think?